Love Horoscope for the Week of April 13 – Astrology – Wicca.org

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Coronavirus Self-Isolation Diary, Week _____

Monday, April 13, 2020

You know what, maybe this whole crazy thing going on with the world is a good thing somehow. I mean, it’s not as if my love life was going all that smoothly back when speed dating and coffee shops were still open, right? But, there are all kinds of love in the world, and lots of different ways to express it. So I decided I’m going to make the best of it. I’m going to pretend that my soulmate is actually Dumbledore, my cat. He’s such a good kitty!

Tuesday, April 14, 2020
Sun square Pluto

You’d think Dumbledore would appreciate all of the extra attention, but frankly he’s getting a little willful for my tastes. It’s like we’re caught in some kind of battle of wits. I know he’s overeating, but he keeps yelling for more food. I suppose I should try to make peace and give in to his demands. That way, he’ll be more likely to give in to mine!

Wednesday, April 15, 2020
Sun square Jupiter

Dumbledore keeps insisting on overeating, even though he just barfs it up on a regular basis. I tried to explain to him that he was not doing himself any good, but apparently he’s feeling just a little too resistant and self-important to hear me out right now. Anyway, the Moon is in Aquarius and it’s going to be conjunct Saturn, conjunct Mars, and square Uranus before it leaves… think I’d better just lay low and take a nap.

Thursday, April 16, 2020

(no entry)

Friday, April 17, 2020

Whoa, dude, what a great nap! Even though I left Dumbledore enough food and water, he still decided to shred the curtains anyway. Bad, bad kitty!

Saturday, April 18, 2020
Mercury sextile Venus

I feel like creatively expressing myself today. I’m tired of arguing with people on the internet, so instead I’m going to make a little wizard hat for Dumbledore. He’s going to be so cute! It’s going to have little stars on it, and a cute little chin-strap so it will stay on while I take pictures of him in it! I’m so excited!

Sunday, April 19, 2020
Mercury sextile Mars

Making the hat was fun, but Dumbledore has decided to communicate his ideas to me by scratching me and hissing at me every time he sees me coming at him with that hat. Honestly, I don’t know how much longer I can put up with his lack of appreciation for me. It’s like I’ve bent over backwards to make him happy with me here, and he just doesn’t care.

I think it’s time Dumbledore should start seeing other people.

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